Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 17, 2023

I should’ve gotten that too but alas

“Oscar at work is fine, and I’m working to deserve him. So far, I’m up for domination.”

I earned it as well. Many RNs do. Sometimes we have a manic smile as we walk into the med room chanting, “I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.“

So, how many patients have you catheterized? And I’m not talking vascular.

I feel that way on most days.

If only she could get someone to record her life “on film”.

Love the pears!

That’s why I finally went freelance. . .at least I was out of the freakin’ office politics. . .AND NOW I’M RETIRED, AND DON’T HAFTA PUT UP WITH ANYBODY. . .

It is not a job….it is an adventure!!!

Or acting like you’re working.

When I’m at work, I am an Oscar.

SCRAM!

Perhaps Aunty, it is you coworkers that deserve the Oscar for acting like you are normal and actually do any work.

Semi-participation trophy maybe.

Like you’re the only one? No way.

God bless you.