Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 23, 2023

Getting a page? Wow, Grimmy is a few decades behind. Time to get with the 21st century and at least get a Palm Treo.

Of course he used dead technology.

Larry! Take advantage of the situation and shut the door!

I never owned a pager.

I last used a pager for work very early in this century.

But you knew someone was going to google this and come up with a Wikipedia page, right? OK Wiki, you’re up:

“Nevertheless, pagers continue to be used by some emergency services and public safety personnel, because modern pager systems’ coverage overlap, combined with use of satellite communications, can make paging systems more reliable than terrestrial based cellular networks in some cases, including during natural and human-made disasters. This resilience has led public safety agencies to adopt pagers over cellular and other commercial services for critical messaging.”

I’ll be bach.

I’m suddenly reminded of Death twisting his ankle, while chasing Peter Griffin!

Saved by the beep

Isn’t that the guy who tells the bad jokes on Harley?

If he had a phone he’d be a dead ringer.

It figures the Grim Reaper would be using a dead technology!

See You in Sammara.

It should had been Leeroy Jenkins. ;)

Grimmy Page taking him on a Stairway to Heaven (Jimmy page was a founding member of Led Zepplin)

He needs a ‘Black’ Berry.