He must have a cock-eyed optometrist.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser? He got the sack.
Is that Benny from Top Cat in the next cell?
Weenus and his monocular opinions.
side effect…
Now there’s a blast from the past!
this one threw me a lateral
And he wasn’t being straight with her.
2 questions… 1. Why is someone named Weenus so bent on policing puns? And B., can’t a one-eyed individual see the humor in a cross-eyed lover?
He never could see straight from the get go!
Saw that coming.
They didn’t see eye-to-eye…
It never would have worked. You didn’t share the same eyedeology.
Mr. Lemon! Please do not join with Stephen Pastis in this criminal enterprise! It can only lead to ruin!
Not Benny! He wouldn’t do anything wrong!
But was the boyfriend a cross-eyed bear?
Fantastic
Yes!
September 18, 2015
mddshubby2005 12 months ago
He must have a cock-eyed optometrist.
Imagine 12 months ago
Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser? He got the sack.
ShadStar 12 months ago
Is that Benny from Top Cat in the next cell?
B UTTONS 12 months ago
Weenus and his monocular opinions.
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
side effect…
Lotus 12 months ago
Now there’s a blast from the past!
oakie817 12 months ago
this one threw me a lateral
Imagine 12 months ago
And he wasn’t being straight with her.
SavannahJim Premium Member 12 months ago
2 questions… 1. Why is someone named Weenus so bent on policing puns? And B., can’t a one-eyed individual see the humor in a cross-eyed lover?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
He never could see straight from the get go!
ericlscott creator 12 months ago
Saw that coming.
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
They didn’t see eye-to-eye…
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
It never would have worked. You didn’t share the same eyedeology.
markkahler52 12 months ago
Mr. Lemon! Please do not join with Stephen Pastis in this criminal enterprise! It can only lead to ruin!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 12 months ago
Not Benny! He wouldn’t do anything wrong!
TheWildSow 12 months ago
But was the boyfriend a cross-eyed bear?
cracker65 12 months ago
Fantastic
Yenmor1 10 months ago
Yes!