That cow has a “loco” motive for wearing that!
Cue up The Locomotion.
Tell her that train of thought is bull.
Absolutely, No Tipping
It’s called a cow catcher.
Warning: Stay out of his way, Do not get ahead of him on the track.
rocking the cow-catcher
Yes, I can believe it.
Mooooove it, Mabel.
Then she says that my life is a train wreck!
Udder-ly absurd.
Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
My little baby calf can do it with ease
It’s easier than learning your A-B-C’s
So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me
You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, baby
Jump up, jump back
Well, I think you’ve got the knack, whoa, whoa
Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now
A chugga-chugga motion like a railroad train now
Do it nice and easy now, don’t lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lotta soul
Come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me
Yay, yay, yay, yeah
Move around the floor in a loco-motion
Do it holding hands if you do get the notion
There’s never been a dance that’s so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you’re feeling blue
(Come on) you gotta swing your hips now
You’re doing fine (come on, do the loco-motion)
Come on, Bossy (come on, do the loco-motion)
Mm-mm-mm
Jump up (come on) jump back (do the loco-motion)
You’re looking good (come on)
She does not appreciate how hard I work at being a lot pushy.
Funny on so many levels!!
What does she have to say about the rotary snowplow?
With a cow-catcher like that, he must be a pick-up artist.
quit yer beefin.
Mr. Not-so-subtle out to catch a cow.
How many people today know what a “cow catcher” is?
Show of hands. I thought so.
He’s well-trained and thinks he’s attracktive.
That was an understatement on her part, you’re a lotta pushy.
Jersey Barrier.
November 25, 2017
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago
That cow has a “loco” motive for wearing that!
oldpine52 8 months ago
Cue up The Locomotion.
Ratkin 8 months ago
Tell her that train of thought is bull.
j_m_kuehl 8 months ago
Absolutely, No Tipping
rekam Premium Member 8 months ago
It’s called a cow catcher.
Doug K 8 months ago
Warning: Stay out of his way, Do not get ahead of him on the track.
Michael Jones 8 months ago
rocking the cow-catcher
Captain Bars 8 months ago
Yes, I can believe it.
rich creator 8 months ago
Mooooove it, Mabel.
wongo 8 months ago
Then she says that my life is a train wreck!
Bellboy 8 months ago
Udder-ly absurd.
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
My little baby calf can do it with ease
It’s easier than learning your A-B-C’s
So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me
You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, baby
Jump up, jump back
Well, I think you’ve got the knack, whoa, whoa
Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
A chugga-chugga motion like a railroad train now
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
Do it nice and easy now, don’t lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lotta soul
Come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me
Yay, yay, yay, yeah
Move around the floor in a loco-motion
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
Do it holding hands if you do get the notion
(Come on, Bossy, do the loco-motion)
There’s never been a dance that’s so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you’re feeling blue
So come on, come on, do the loco-motion with me
(Come on) you gotta swing your hips now
You’re doing fine (come on, do the loco-motion)
Come on, Bossy (come on, do the loco-motion)
Mm-mm-mm
Jump up (come on) jump back (do the loco-motion)
You’re looking good (come on)
DM2860 8 months ago
She does not appreciate how hard I work at being a lot pushy.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 8 months ago
Funny on so many levels!!
BearsDown Premium Member 8 months ago
What does she have to say about the rotary snowplow?
khcm1157 8 months ago
With a cow-catcher like that, he must be a pick-up artist.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
quit yer beefin.
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Mr. Not-so-subtle out to catch a cow.
How many people today know what a “cow catcher” is?
Show of hands. I thought so.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 8 months ago
He’s well-trained and thinks he’s attracktive.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
That was an understatement on her part, you’re a lotta pushy.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
Jersey Barrier.