Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 24, 2023

Freeloaders, literally

Worthless, freeloading “loafers”.

I’ve thought about doing that.

Born and ‘bred’ cheapskates.

Some places, esp Italian restaurants, that is very possible.

Olive Garden?

After some bread and the salad, most of my main dish goes home for another day.

Don’t they wait to bring out the bread until your order has been placed?

They didn’t even ask for doggie bag for the rest of the bread.

Next time put the insulting bread on the table.

They kept telling her they had no bread. (>ᴗ•)

I knew an old timer who would ask for a cup of hot water (which in those days was free), and then after the waitress left, he would pour a bunch of ketchup in the cup and have himself poor man’s tomato soup!