They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the world are you doing that?!”
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole blasted forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
A number of you have speculated that Shiba could be a scorpion. I just can’t buy that if she doesn’t have those giant claws that scorpions have. I choose to believe that she is some hybrid monster that Wiz created in his lab.
I have a spider that built its web inside the bottom of my UV bug zapper. It gets some before and quite a few after. It will get fat until the winter hits hard then the vacuum will get it.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ll be at the motel until after halloween
hariseldon59 11 months ago
Do pet spiders need to be leashed?
Sanspareil 11 months ago
The interwebs say yes, Blanche!
incognito 11 months ago
The cobwebs around my house are officially Halloween decorations…..
suv2000 11 months ago
His new pet covered you in spider POOP
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It’s called Shallot’s Web.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider…
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the world are you doing that?!”
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole blasted forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
What’s harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
Ten ants.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Why don’t spiders eat sweetcorn?
Because they don’t like corn on the cobweb!
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Spiders
Are the only web developers in the world who like finding bugs.
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Use this nursery rhyme to play “scary/gross monster” with your tyke:
“The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia’s mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!Out through her nose and tickled with her legs
,She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!
achoo splat bleah"
Kaputnik 11 months ago
It seems that I never hear of two or more hecks of anything. Or a fraction of a heck.
I guess that for a Halloween party you could have a lot of hexes.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
Shiba relative of Shelob.
jagedlo 11 months ago
So if Wiz needs her again, does he call “Come back, Little Shiba?”
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Wiz and Halloween. Name a more iconic duo.
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
Eggs big enough to decorate……
Barnabus Blackoak 11 months ago
a spider with a tail ??
Just-me 11 months ago
Cousin to Shelob?
Chithing Premium Member 11 months ago
So, he has his own web designer.
briancanfield 11 months ago
geese28 11 months ago
Um where has he been keeping her all this time?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s a dead man’s party. Who could ask for more?
kaystari Premium Member 11 months ago
Looks like a scorpion, look at the butt!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Little Shiba….inventor of the DARK WEBB
vorlon42 11 months ago
If that thing showed up at my house, I’d be buying a shotgun so fast they’d have to name a unit of speed after me.
KEA 11 months ago
There are a whole lotta houses near me with giant cobwebs that look way more like tall ship rigging. (pretty lame)
Just_Karl 11 months ago
A number of you have speculated that Shiba could be a scorpion. I just can’t buy that if she doesn’t have those giant claws that scorpions have. I choose to believe that she is some hybrid monster that Wiz created in his lab.
byword84646 11 months ago
LOL: Skitter, Skitter, Skitter
eced52 11 months ago
Those decorations will be gone the minute she stands up.
BigBoy 11 months ago
I have a spider that built its web inside the bottom of my UV bug zapper. It gets some before and quite a few after. It will get fat until the winter hits hard then the vacuum will get it.
Billy Yank 11 months ago
Shiba is two legs short of being a full spider!
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
There’s a few houses I pass by that Shiba has already visited,
M.K.Staffeld 11 months ago
That’s one big spider…