Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 26, 2023

I’ll be at the motel until after halloween

Do pet spiders need to be leashed?

The interwebs say yes, Blanche!

The cobwebs around my house are officially Halloween decorations…..

His new pet covered you in spider POOP

Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?

It’s called Shallot’s Web.

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider…

They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the world are you doing that?!”

The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole blasted forest who knows how to drive a stick?”

What’s harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?

Ten ants.

Why don’t spiders eat sweetcorn?

Because they don’t like corn on the cobweb!

Spiders

Are the only web developers in the world who like finding bugs.

Use this nursery rhyme to play “scary/gross monster” with your tyke:

“The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia’s mouth

Down to her ears and crawling in and out!Out through her nose and tickled with her legs

,She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!

achoo splat bleah"

It seems that I never hear of two or more hecks of anything. Or a fraction of a heck.

I guess that for a Halloween party you could have a lot of hexes.

Shiba relative of Shelob.

So if Wiz needs her again, does he call “Come back, Little Shiba?”

Wiz and Halloween. Name a more iconic duo.

Eggs big enough to decorate……

a spider with a tail ??

Cousin to Shelob?

So, he has his own web designer.

Guys got a pet spider that big, you going to give him a ticket? Not me!

Um where has he been keeping her all this time?

It’s a dead man’s party. Who could ask for more?

Looks like a scorpion, look at the butt!

Little Shiba….inventor of the DARK WEBB

If that thing showed up at my house, I’d be buying a shotgun so fast they’d have to name a unit of speed after me.

There are a whole lotta houses near me with giant cobwebs that look way more like tall ship rigging. (pretty lame)

A number of you have speculated that Shiba could be a scorpion. I just can’t buy that if she doesn’t have those giant claws that scorpions have. I choose to believe that she is some hybrid monster that Wiz created in his lab.

LOL: Skitter, Skitter, Skitter

Those decorations will be gone the minute she stands up.

I have a spider that built its web inside the bottom of my UV bug zapper. It gets some before and quite a few after. It will get fat until the winter hits hard then the vacuum will get it.

Shiba is two legs short of being a full spider!

There’s a few houses I pass by that Shiba has already visited,

That’s one big spider…