Herman by Jim Unger for November 26, 2023

Seem friendly enough

They look like little green JOHNSONS

Even if they eat you, it will take a while.

Thought I saw a UFO the other night, heard on the news it was Space X putting satellites in orbit.

“where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog”From Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Intellectual Brussels Sprouts? The mind boggles!”

In the early 70s I was driving on the interstate and coming towards me was a huge silver ball several hundred feet in the air. I was sure it was a UFO, never had seen anything like it. I pulled over and watched, and as it got closer, it enlongated and became the Goodyear blimp.

As a pilot, I’ve seen UFOs. The apparitions were apparently flying and I could not identify them. As long as they moved across my windscreen I didn’t care what they were. Something that stays in the same spot on the windscreen is on a collision course; it gradually gets bigger until the last couple of moments when it gets bigger really fast.

I do not immediately conclude that whatever it was that I saw was piloted by E. T.

Extraterrestrials could be green. They could be intelligent plant life and have chlorophyl.

Oh goody, now I can get probed.

Aw, one of the species from “Old Man’s War”

they’re from France, Le Sueur peas

Glad I won’t need the universal translator

Hope they don’t get excited about anything

BY JOVE I think you might be on to something here said my magnifying glass ……

Careful, we really can’t be trusted……

Hmmm, not sure I get the gag. I guess it is that the “little green men” are really little? Eh, ok. But not his best effort.

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The join houses of Congress will call for their own probe

Watch where you step.

They must have been monitoring our television signals. Apparently, NYPD Blue influenced them.

Per MIB: “when are you guys gonna learn…size doesn’t matter!”

If it’s in clear view it’s not a UFO, it’s an IFO (identified!)