Monty by Jim Meddick for November 03, 2023

Shave him.

Better have some heavy gloves. Shoulder length mandatory.

How does he react to Goo-Gone?

Delicates cycle in the Maytag should do it.

Tell Fleshy to stay off the furniture. I’m sure he will mind.

Might just as well wipe him off the rest of the way on that chair …

… and then get the chair cleaned (or reupholstered) afterward.

A cage and a high pressure cleaner should do the trick.

Note to self: don’t do that $#!+ again.

Monty should have used the proper cat stain, it’s 9 times better thanOld English.

Is there anything Monty ever “thought out”?

Monty, the cat needs a bath. Time for you to step up and take one for the cat.

Kind of like the only person who can really remove the child proof cap on a prescription bottle is a child.

Never put strange things on your cats fur. The first thing they will try to do is lick it off. Things that are not toxic to humans can be dangerous to cats.

I told my wife if she ever left a little spot of Chlorox powder on a stain on the counter again, I would divorce her. If a cat steps in it, they will try to lick it off and be poisoned.

I know the paint-the-cat-black for Halloween seems like a funny story line but it is DANGEROUS.

Learn to live with a black cat, Monty. :)

Poor Fleshy. That was really a bad idea.

Anyone remember cold cream? The supreme makeup remover.

the only thing that gets cat ring off is your mothers white dress, to avoid a ecological disaster you should try using “ZOOM” from the start, thus you can avoid the hole neighborhood turning pink

Uh-huh. Good job, dumbbell cat-abuser! Poor Fleshy. He deserves better. I predict Monty will pay dearly for this in the long run….