Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 30, 2023

If it doesn’t come from a uddet-tit it’s not milk

Pock – Snackle – Crap!

Suitable name too.

Don’t think I’d care for a fish cereal.

The cows like Soylent Green.

My dogs would have your hand off to get that. We feed them some of the most highly rated foods with no junk and this month they’ve both had gastric issues that cost a mint in fees to clear up because they’d rather eat roadkill and cat crap.

It sounds so appetizing!

Mice Crispies

Did he at least get the eyes out this time?

Soy ruins everything.

I wonder if those are the crappie fish, or offerings from Bucky’s litter box? I suppose Satchel would prefer the latter.

Bucky invented the side hustle – the off side hustle.

Satch is an ideal food taster

Oh, Carp.

How about Carp’n Crunch?

I prefer Frosted Flukes ‘cos Tony the Tiger-shark says they’re grrreat!

Beware of the Coco puffs!!!

I dunno why Satchel is pretending to be perturbed – it’s been well-established that he, like all dogs, will eat literally anything. I’m sure nothing Bucky could possibly come up with would be vile enough to qualify as inedible.

Ohhhhh … rice!

I’d prefer Cocoa Crappies.

Yuck!

Oh! He’s invented “Benefit” cereal!

Bucky is one sick pup…I mean catty. Yeah, catty. That’s the ticket.

Since comments are blocked on 9 Chickweed Lane, I’m asking elsewhere. Does anyone know why GC no longer updates the classic version? I actually prefer it to the more recent ones.