Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 13, 2023

Boy, Shoe you’re looking old…..

At least carbon-date is better than carbon-freeze.

Shoe, save yourself some time and money and just buy her a house.

Ouch. Better quit while you’re behind.

Please leave your carbon footprint at the door as you leave.

Hey, a date’s a date! Go for it…

Beauty and brains, too, total package!

Ooh, she’s a meanie. Her time will come.

Ouch

Seems like a threat to me. You have to be dead to carbon date.

“No no no no! Carbon dating is what you do to a fossil… wait a minute”

How long will that carbon last with that burn!

I nearly snorted oatmeal outta my nose…

ba dum tss

You look like I need a drink.

Is that like “carbon copy”…

Or is that carbonize?

The Odd Couple of Tree Top.

The perfect pair; a gold digger and an abandoned mine.

at least she didn’t say “Carbonite date” like what happened to Han Solo :p

BOOM!

Mike drop!