Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 06, 2023

Ah, but he’s a very stable genius!

“Gee, what’s that like? All I know is I saw these two dogs once …”

Now he is going to bore her to death talking about eggs.

That’s easy for her (to say).

[nsfw] A key that opens any lock is a great key, but a lock that opens for any key isn’t much of a lock.

That went South pretty quick! ( speed dating ? )

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH Genius=Nerd

If he was a detective, he still wouldn’t have a clue, even though her legs are an open and shut case.

How to find the clitoris.

If that was a class taught by her, the waiting list would be years.

Oh man, you want some ointment for that burn?

Another for the Last Kiss Hall of Fame!!!

Now we know why smart people don’t have a lot of kids, and dumb ones do.

She was out laid that night.

But with that attitude, it’s going to be hard, and not in a good way.

The string bow tie pretty much screams, “Never gonna get some!”

Yes, she’s potentially sitting on a fortune.

Stupid boy…

Beauty ≠ Brains…

She knows you ain’t gettin’ any from her.

The guy should shut up and take her!

That’s what she said!

So, I’m getting where she is the girlfriend “pick two” triangle, of intelligent, good looking and emotionally stable.

From the TV series Dead Like Me, middle aged woman: ‘When you are a young and pretty woman, sex is like being a fat man with a fork at an all you can eat buffet; but let me tell you, as you get older, a good fork gets hard to find.’

GUY: “I just apply my shoe string tying to my neck tie because I could never figure out how to tie a neck tie knot. Genius, huh?”

GAL: “Sure. Or stupid.”

I know a narcissistic egomaniac who isn’t going to get laid.

OUCH!

She knows what you want but you will never know how to get it. Girls have rules which you will never know and if you think you know…you are wrong.

It is easy to get laid. If you are a girl.

just open wide …..but you’re not a dentist!

Great writing on this one, John!

She wins.

“Well, I must admit that is true. But other than that?”

This comic does not get the recognition it deserves for its pure genius!!!

She’s got ya there, Poindexter!