Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 01, 2023

Beth ?

I do not want to think about til thieves post Halloween sexcapades

Sleeping single in a double bed…

Check 7/26/22 and 7/29/22 scripts regarding Beth.

P3: Gil is happy he decided not to take a shower.

P4: “But enough time to bop the bologna over Beth…”

Okay Henry, Halloween is over, please drop this ridiculous storyline and get your feet back on earth.

What did Beth tell The Gilfather after she made his Old Fashion? Don’t be a stranger. Our hero isn’t going to do a bloody thing.

Mr. Barajas previously was a script writer for Columbian telenovelas, hence the nonlinear plot lines.

Beth? Is the Kiss song on the radio as he wakes up? Who the hell is Beth?

Take the time. Why do you think you’re sleeping alone.

I see HB has spun the ‘Arc du Jour’ wheel once again.

Oh no, Gil is now sporting the same hairdo as Tobe, Pedro, Leo and Keri. Now we’ll never be able to tell who is who in this strip. Thanks Whigs.

P 3, Gil thought bubble: “… actually, I got time if I make it quick and then skip the shower…”

Good thing Mimi isn’t there when Gil calls out another women’s name, Maybe Beth is making Jami breakfast,

Hmm, now it’s not only Jami’s sheets that need washing. And speaking of Jami, don’t worry, Jami isn’t featured in today’s Mopped Up Thorp either.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/01/nobody-panic/

P 1.5: “…da**it!…it was only a dream…(sob)…”

Story telling at its best.

with all the brylcream gil applys to his hair i can never seeing it look like that

mimi is already back in scottdale playing 18 holes ?

the halloween arc was such a success you will see gil in his salvation army uniform playing the bugel on vetrans day

milford people are mean jami came home with tide pods acorns and even a tube of preparation h in his halloween bag

Wait a minute…isn’t his wife named Mimi?

WTF is wrong with the colorist? Pillow and sheets are blue, then white. Lamp base is blue, then gray and the wall is now yellow. If we can’t get a new writer can we at least get a new colorist?

I wonder if it was an Old Fashion?

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P-1: I can name that tune in two Dream Sequences!

P-2: Gil slept through the afternoon. Kickoff is at 7PM.

P-3: I wonder what all that Video equipment is for?

P4: “Now where did Mimi leave the vacuum?”

And yet Henry will still throw out his completely unsubstantiated “readership is up” nonsense, based solely on his royalty checks (which are based on how many papers pay to run his trash, not on how many people read it.