Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 17, 2023

Small: Just sing “Hellancholy” Baby. Large: A good argument for 3-D “bio” printing body parts.

Give it a break.

Small: Better a disruptor in sight than a Velociraptor giving a bite

Large: I’d give my right arm to survive the Christmas turmoil (aka: ‘Present’ arms!)

Oh noes. Zombie apocalypse has begins!

My biggest fear about being a bell ringer.

Hurt till it gives!

That hurts

The policeman rang the bell so enthusiastically, his arm fell off!!

Ouch. Can somebody give him/her a hand?

Panel 2 – She’ll just pick up her right arm with her left hand and keep ringing. Those people are relentless. Makes me wonder if they get a commission on the amount they collect.

Give ‘till it hurts? That is why every day should be Veteran’s Day.

If you leave me extra cookies, I’ll forget we ever spoke of this….

Giving an arm is one thing but now they want the leg?

hell’s bells!

ouch!

Only for those who don’t know you or understand the meaning of Christmas……

she got her bell rung!

#1. Claus pause, for a cause?

#2. It’s time she hand off to another ding-a-linger.

Saw a bell ringer the other day…the ringing was coming from his cell phone! (good way to save your arm, evidently!)

Caption 2: She suffers from Bell’s Fallsy.

Never use robots in the Salvation Army…