The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 07, 2023

maybe someone nailed him to his perch? is he a Norwegian Blue"?

Parrots only repeat what they hear. If you don’t caw your kids, they won’t caw you.

Now, now, beak kind.

I wanna know…have you ever seen Lorraine? Cawing down her Sonny boy.

Is the offspring named “Pall”?!Or is it Poll?!

A crumby life as a fledgling might be the cause of that.

Maybe the kid is wasting away in Margaritaville.

I don’t blame her. Ritz and Wheat Thins can be pretty addicting.

They’d like to see her more but she lives, like a Brazilian miles away.

The fact that she’s a crackerhead may have less to do with the problem with the fact that she isn’t a crow.

When she was single, “Loose” Lorraine enjoyed a cockatoo or three.

Aw, that’s sad!

Hmmm. If white bread, is bad for seagulls, are crackers bad for parrots? The white bread has zero nutritional value and still fills them up, so the poor babies starve. D’X

Polly and Lorraine. Birds of a gender flock together.

More of a Grey than just dark.

She’s pining for the fjords.

Polly want some crack?

“Excuse me, I have another child to harass on Caw Waiting. I have to repeat the whole thing to him, over and over in a loud, screechy voice.”

A “Caws” for alarm!