The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 07, 2023

My money needs a handkerchief because it’s crying.

Talk is cheep.

I love Uncle Ted.

Mine doesn’t talk, just waves goodbye………………………….

Cue up Neil Diamond’s Forever in Bluejeans.

Mine says “goodbye”.

I see B. S. walking.

Money doesn’t just talk, it swears!!!

Mine keeps getting kidnapped.

He needs a translator, I need an hearing aid.

Not sure about that line, but I definitely agree with the “BS walks” follow up. :)

But it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walk

“A feast is prepared for laughter and wine makes life happy,and money is r he answer for everything”

“Money talks / But it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walk / And long as I can have you here with me / I’d much rather be forever in blue jeans."

Mine just says “goodbye”.

Uncle Ted . I love this guy !

My money must be mute.

the only thing I’m getting out of them is bye. :J

Maybe AI will change all that and will be able to talk for us.However, what would it say or worse, what would “IT” WANT to say? If you got to talk, just talk….

My money never talks, it just walks.

“Money doesn’t talk it swears.” The great Bob Dylan in It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding).

Sorry Uncle Ted….it’s true!

My money is magic, it does a disappearing act.

Money is something Brutus wouldn’t know much about.

it’s all greek to me

Money talks, Uncle Ted walks…

I am afraid that all too often the only thing some politicians will listen to is money and no translator is necessary.

Of course money talks! Mine mostly says “Good-Bye!”

Don’t pay your State or Federal taxes and you’ll hear talk.

I suspect that money is merely another form of sign language.

if money talks, it’s sure being tight-lipped with me…