Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 14, 2023

Is that why hawks always have toilet paper hanging from their rear?

Good catch?

Fortunately hawks don’t have teeth and don’t wear pants.

Boogers and dingleberries

But the answer is often just under your beak.

Hawk, per William Least Heat-Moon “Wind Riders.”

ba dum tss

We don’t have such great vision, but we did invent mirrors.

Before you list someone else’s faults, seek out a mirror.

Very informafunny.

Oops!

I recall years ago reading that predators have front-facing eyes, which are good for binocular vision that lets them judge distances accurately, while prey animals have side-facing eyes so they can see what’s sneaking up on them.

But most predatory birds have excellent vision. If they could read, they could read a newspaper from several hundred yards away.