Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 15, 2023

Its, not it.

Those look too long to focus on something that close.

Yeah, in detention all the way till Christmas(and lots of homework).

If you had finished that sentence, you would need a proctologist to get those binoculars out of your eyes.

“BIG commitment to consistency” or …?

“My, Grandma, what big b00bs you have!”

The better to deal with your ADHD, my dear.

It was right in front of him the whole time!

He should have put them on earlier so he couldn’t see himself going to school.

Reaching

Shouldn’t the binoculars be attached to a red hood?

Funniest thing I’ve seen/heard this week not involving a member of the U.S. Congress.

Very funny! Too close for comfort.

Given the weight of the binoculars, what’s holding that cap on his head? Superglue?

I thought bifocals would make things difficult. He’s going to have fun explaining the cuts and bruises from tripping and falling to his parents.

So did me, and a guy a mile away.

Don’t make a big problem bigger.