Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 01, 2023

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago

    …..or one of the really big lotteries.

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    ToborRedrum  9 months ago

    Tax thr rich at 90% like we did in the 1950’s?

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    willispate  9 months ago

    nowadays, that sounds about right.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    It would help a lot if the Nation’s income can come even close to matching it’s spending.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 9 months ago

    Countries do spend money on the US PowerBall lotteries.

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    M209T  9 months ago

    Somewhere there is a politician thinking this is a good idea

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    pheets  9 months ago

    PCH. Is that still a thing?!

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    eric_harris_76  9 months ago

    Have an unpayable debt? Here’s one suggestion.

    Inflate the currency. It worked out so well in the 1930s in Germany.

    If idiots want a president who is really like that German one, keep the national government spending more than it takes in as taxes.

    We’re on course for repeating history, about 110 or 1120 years later.

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    NaGrom Premium Member 9 months ago

    Engineer/comedian Don McMillan used lottery statistics to demonstrate a foolproof method to get a complete voter turnout at every election. It’s brilliant logic!

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    trainnut1956  9 months ago

    Make all the Senators and Congressmen and all their heirs and assigns personally responsible for any deficit spending. I bet they’d solve the problem inside of a week.

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    rshive  9 months ago

    A better plan than many one hears.

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    That makes about as much sense as some of the schemes our politicians have come up with…

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Dad wants to fix the blinds

    Me looking at crooked blinds: “There’s not enough tension on that side.”

    Dad: “So you might say it has a… tension deficit disorder?”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Paying off my debt is like trying to run a marathon – it’s a long road, but the finish line is worth it.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Why did the fisherman need a loan?

    He was baited into debt.

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    preacherman Premium Member 9 months ago

    Not even winning 100 Powerballs would be enough. Or, even 1000. But, maybe the government should take Trump’s advice and just declare bankruptcy. Yeah. That’ll work.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Debt is like a game of Jenga – if you don’t manage it carefully, everything will come crashing down.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Why did the archaeologist take out a loan?

    He was digging himself into debt.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    I borrowed money from a dermatologist once, but he gave me a bad case of the loans.

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    jlundy  9 months ago

    First off, you don’t “pay off the deficit”. What you do is reduce the deficit to zero and then begin paying off the debt – there’s a big misunderstanding between debt and deficit.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    There’s a lotteries-ons to play.

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    Spacetech  9 months ago

    Be our Next $8 Trillion Winner!!!!!!

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    BRBurns1960  9 months ago

    The deep state will direct Joe Biden to win the Powerball every time but use the money to line their commie pockets while hiring actors to pretend to win billions.

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    bakana  9 months ago

    Sad but True: Senator Belfrey’s plan is better than anything the ReichPublicans have come up with over the last 60 years.

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