Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2023

She suffers from cornucopia.

She’s a Gourdian… not.

She’s obviously all-cornicopiad out.

There is a learning carve.

is that real or wax ?

So let’s see him unwrap his arms and do better.

Good Gourd, what’s this world coming to?

Go to “Next Door Neighbors” ,ask Jan for advice.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

She’s out of her gourd

She needs help from her fairy gourd mother

his first thought when he saw that display was, oh, my gourd…

“gourd” is predominantly pronounced with 2 syllables or a diphthong. Even though I’ve known that, I was going to make a groaning comment about the panel when my mind gave “gourd” the single syllable pronunciation in my head.