Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 05, 2023

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    —) There is a micro-size black hole (at least one) that has made its home in the Earth. It drifts effortlessly within the rocks, magma, and core. Sometimes it pops through the surface and devours miscellaneous surface objects for dessert.

    For instance, Uncle Johann (pictured above): His family swore he just shriveled up and popped out of existence one year at Thanksgiving dinner!

    Read Charles Fort — he knew!!

    (— (—

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago

    I think it’s about abortion.

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    Perhaps if I switched to Breakfast wine.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    The wonder of a coat hanger.

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    Sun  8 months ago

    CAUTION: Splinters – Enter At Your Own Risk

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    The hole of knot in sunken fuzz treasure, look at trunk and dig it up.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 8 months ago

    Rudy Martinez, your I.P. lawyer is holding on line one.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago

    You can catch more flies with a scissors than you can with a truncated branch.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  8 months ago

    It doesn’t end well

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Base ball woofer?

    Speakers with base and treble, size of baseball and deep sea dive doggy woofer…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 8 months ago

    …Pinocchio’s Mom got no respect

    …except she was where Geppetto got his love for wood making…

    …when he was in the navy any old wood knot would do…

    …but, oh, how he pined after her…

    …they weren’t lovers…

    …they were more like friends with benefits…

    …no strings attached…

    …no hangers-on…

    …though he liked to trim her hedges…

    …he didn’t do it just for the trim…

    … knock on wood…

    …for all trees fall must come..

    …for Geppetto could not tell a lie…

    …he chopped now the cherry tree…

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    ericlscott creator 8 months ago

    A sinister message. I’m sure.

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    coltish1  8 months ago

    You forgot your teeth, General Arnold. That’s the message. And I think I’m entitled to a merit badge now.

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    gregcartoon Premium Member 8 months ago

    The instruction to Give up… keeps me from giving up. That’s what I’ve deciphered.

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    Thanks for the scribbles “T” …!

    ( they’re baaack! yes, scribbles have ridges too! )

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    pat sandy creator 8 months ago

    ‘self explanatory’ works for me.

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    UltraLameFest2  8 months ago

    Yup, it’s self explanatory since the tree can talk for itself with its sideways mouth. Please note the red warning tag, as apparently there are teeth which do not show. It would be cute to mark your hangers with a dot like question mark, but you’d always come away from the closet with existential uncertainty, and just can’t figure out why.

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    UltraLameFest2  8 months ago

    More observations: Today Calvin and Hobbes did not update, yet we all know they have the strip somewhere. Let’s see, did we leave it in the closet with the hangers? …??? Are the clocks correct? … whaaaat iiiiis ooouurrr puuurrrrpooossssseeeeeeeeeeee . . .

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Repressed fears surfacing. May I have some more therapy?

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    davewhamond creator 8 months ago

    True. It’s say “self-explanatory” right on the comic!

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    samuli creator 8 months ago

    My wardrobe has hanger issues

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    Whatever it doesn’t mean, you can rest assured it is knotty.

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    Much to process here. Gist taken, nevertheless…

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    willie_mctell  8 months ago

    Sometimes a cigar…

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    Passing thought … there should be a GoCreator pin on the Napoleon wannabe’s lapel …!

    ( don’tcha think? )

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    Randy B Premium Member 8 months ago

    ALL THESE GOCOMICS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT TODAY’S FA.

    ATTEMPT NO UNDERSTANDINGS THERE.

    - Author C. Quark, “2010: Odd-yssey Foo”

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    Earthling Premium Member 8 months ago

    Mr. Pointy Nose has hangups, a loud-mouth country, that’s all I got

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Who best to hide secret documents in the hollow of a tree if not a figure straight out of 19th century European politics or diplomacy or warfare? At first I though the 19th century dominant duplicitous figure here might represent Carl von Clausewitz (on War is his most notable work, though unfinished). And there might well be some enciphered data here, precisely the opposite of what is claimed in the caption. Then, upon further consideration and image-scouting, I thought of one of the most fascinating and skilled diplomats of the day and of the Austrian Empire, Klemens von Metternich, a.k.a. Prince Metternich. Assuredly, the unflattering caricature might represent him. And he was as tricky as they come, and generally successful strategically.

    I am not sure, but I am as lame as game goes!

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    The Old Wolf  8 months ago

    Seriously deceptive. I see an elegant solution to the Goldbach conjecture here.

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    Ham Khan creator 8 months ago

    rest in peace

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