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—) There is a micro-size black hole (at least one) that has made its home in the Earth. It drifts effortlessly within the rocks, magma, and core. Sometimes it pops through the surface and devours miscellaneous surface objects for dessert.
For instance, Uncle Johann (pictured above): His family swore he just shriveled up and popped out of existence one year at Thanksgiving dinner!
Yup, it’s self explanatory since the tree can talk for itself with its sideways mouth. Please note the red warning tag, as apparently there are teeth which do not show. It would be cute to mark your hangers with a dot like question mark, but you’d always come away from the closet with existential uncertainty, and just can’t figure out why.
More observations: Today Calvin and Hobbes did not update, yet we all know they have the strip somewhere. Let’s see, did we leave it in the closet with the hangers? …??? Are the clocks correct? … whaaaat iiiiis ooouurrr puuurrrrpooossssseeeeeeeeeeee . . .
Who best to hide secret documents in the hollow of a tree if not a figure straight out of 19th century European politics or diplomacy or warfare? At first I though the 19th century dominant duplicitous figure here might represent Carl von Clausewitz (on War is his most notable work, though unfinished). And there might well be some enciphered data here, precisely the opposite of what is claimed in the caption. Then, upon further consideration and image-scouting, I thought of one of the most fascinating and skilled diplomats of the day and of the Austrian Empire, Klemens von Metternich, a.k.a. Prince Metternich. Assuredly, the unflattering caricature might represent him. And he was as tricky as they come, and generally successful strategically.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
—) There is a micro-size black hole (at least one) that has made its home in the Earth. It drifts effortlessly within the rocks, magma, and core. Sometimes it pops through the surface and devours miscellaneous surface objects for dessert.
For instance, Uncle Johann (pictured above): His family swore he just shriveled up and popped out of existence one year at Thanksgiving dinner!
Read Charles Fort — he knew!!
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E.Z. Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think it’s about abortion.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Perhaps if I switched to Breakfast wine.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 1 year ago
The wonder of a coat hanger.
Sun over 1 year ago
CAUTION: Splinters – Enter At Your Own Risk
*Space Madness at The Station* over 1 year ago
The hole of knot in sunken fuzz treasure, look at trunk and dig it up.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rudy Martinez, your I.P. lawyer is holding on line one.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago
You can catch more flies with a scissors than you can with a truncated branch.
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
It doesn’t end well
*Space Madness at The Station* over 1 year ago
Base ball woofer?
Speakers with base and treble, size of baseball and deep sea dive doggy woofer…
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…Pinocchio’s Mom got no respect
…except she was where Geppetto got his love for wood making…
…when he was in the navy any old wood knot would do…
…but, oh, how he pined after her…
…they weren’t lovers…
…they were more like friends with benefits…
…no strings attached…
…no hangers-on…
…though he liked to trim her hedges…
…he didn’t do it just for the trim…
… knock on wood…
…for all trees fall must come..
…for Geppetto could not tell a lie…
…he chopped now the cherry tree…
ericlscott creator over 1 year ago
A sinister message. I’m sure.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
You forgot your teeth, General Arnold. That’s the message. And I think I’m entitled to a merit badge now.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 1 year ago
The instruction to Give up… keeps me from giving up. That’s what I’ve deciphered.
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Thanks for the scribbles “T” …!
( they’re baaack! yes, scribbles have ridges too! )
pat sandy creator over 1 year ago
‘self explanatory’ works for me.
UltraLameFest2 over 1 year ago
Yup, it’s self explanatory since the tree can talk for itself with its sideways mouth. Please note the red warning tag, as apparently there are teeth which do not show. It would be cute to mark your hangers with a dot like question mark, but you’d always come away from the closet with existential uncertainty, and just can’t figure out why.
UltraLameFest2 over 1 year ago
More observations: Today Calvin and Hobbes did not update, yet we all know they have the strip somewhere. Let’s see, did we leave it in the closet with the hangers? …??? Are the clocks correct? … whaaaat iiiiis ooouurrr puuurrrrpooossssseeeeeeeeeeee . . .
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
Repressed fears surfacing. May I have some more therapy?
davewhamond creator over 1 year ago
True. It’s say “self-explanatory” right on the comic!
samuli creator over 1 year ago
My wardrobe has hanger issues
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Whatever it doesn’t mean, you can rest assured it is knotty.
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
Much to process here. Gist taken, nevertheless…
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Sometimes a cigar…
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Passing thought … there should be a GoCreator pin on the Napoleon wannabe’s lapel …!
( don’tcha think? )
Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago
ALL THESE GOCOMICS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT TODAY’S FA.
ATTEMPT NO UNDERSTANDINGS THERE.
- Author C. Quark, “2010: Odd-yssey Foo”
Earthling Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mr. Pointy Nose has hangups, a loud-mouth country, that’s all I got
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Who best to hide secret documents in the hollow of a tree if not a figure straight out of 19th century European politics or diplomacy or warfare? At first I though the 19th century dominant duplicitous figure here might represent Carl von Clausewitz (on War is his most notable work, though unfinished). And there might well be some enciphered data here, precisely the opposite of what is claimed in the caption. Then, upon further consideration and image-scouting, I thought of one of the most fascinating and skilled diplomats of the day and of the Austrian Empire, Klemens von Metternich, a.k.a. Prince Metternich. Assuredly, the unflattering caricature might represent him. And he was as tricky as they come, and generally successful strategically.
I am not sure, but I am as lame as game goes!
The Old Wolf over 1 year ago
Seriously deceptive. I see an elegant solution to the Goldbach conjecture here.
Ham Khan creator over 1 year ago
rest in peace