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He learned a valuable lesson: never enter waters of unknown depth by diving headfirst into them. Unfortunately, his concussion means he wonât remember the lesson.
Dead SeaâŠIt looks incredibly shallow. You see everyone standing in waist deep water. Once you get your feet under you, (itâs hard!) you just bob there like you are standing on rocks, or in shallow water.
I used to work for the VA on a Spinal Column Injury ward. Youâd be appalled at how many people end up paralyzed from the neck down because they dove into shallow water head first. Never do that.
My cousin and I went to our favorite rope swing in Kisatchie creek the beginning of one summer, and there was a group of girls all in what looked like shoulder high water. Being the testerone driven juveniles that we wee, we decided to use the bluff and cannon ball right in the middle of them. Turns out a sandbar had built up there over the winter, and they were all sitting in the shallow water. It took two weeks for the swelling to go down in the knees.
seanfear over 1 year ago
or learn to read to begin with
AllishaDawn over 1 year ago
At least it wasnât frozen yet.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 1 year ago
âAnd the sign says âLong-haired freaky people need not applyâ
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think youâll do
So I took off my hat, I said âImagine that, huh, me working for youâ
Signs, signs, everywhere thereâs signs
Blockinâ out the scenery, breakinâ my mind
Do this, donât do that, canât you read the sign
And the sign says âAnybody caught trespassing will be shot on sightâ
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, heâd tell it to your face, man, youâre some kind of sinner
Signs, signs, everywhere thereâs signs
Blockinâ out the scenery, breakinâ my mind
Do this, donât do that, canât you read the sign
Oh, say now mister, canât you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You canât watch, no you canât eat, you ainât supposed to be here
And the sign says âYou got to have a membership card to get insideâ â uh!
[Solo]
And the sign says âEverybody welcome, come in, kneel down and prayâ
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didnât have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fu++inâ sign
I said, âThank you Lord for thinking âbout me, Iâm alive and doing fineâ, oh
Signs, signs, everywhere thereâs signs
Blockinâ out the scenery, breakinâ my mind
Do this, donât do that, canât you read the sign
Signs, signs, everywhere thereâs signs
Blockinâ out the scenery, breakinâ my mind
Do this, donât do that, canât you read the sign"
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 1 year ago
Maybe he thought that the water just wasnât very sophisticated
Imagine over 1 year ago
Shallow: applies to the water and the characters.
Imagine over 1 year ago
If I were shallow, I wouldnât have a sign to advertise the fact. Or maybe I would.
Imagine over 1 year ago
He thought it applied to you and not to the water. Deceptive signage.
Gent over 1 year ago
Eh he not know signs was invented yet.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago
How do you think Jesus walked on water?
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
He needs Clumsyâs spectaclesâŠâŠ.
RLG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why read when you can sue someone instead?
phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago
He learned a valuable lesson: never enter waters of unknown depth by diving headfirst into them. Unfortunately, his concussion means he wonât remember the lesson.
rshive over 1 year ago
Or read the tidal schedule better.
Chithing over 1 year ago
Donât forget to read the portents as well.
daisypekin01 over 1 year ago
or look b4 you leap.
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
Location of the sign is a âset upâ!
TMMILLER Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dead SeaâŠIt looks incredibly shallow. You see everyone standing in waist deep water. Once you get your feet under you, (itâs hard!) you just bob there like you are standing on rocks, or in shallow water.
nancyb creator over 1 year ago
The sign is only readable when you are in the water, Curls.
Chris over 1 year ago
only if it didnât just show up after he jumped in. :L
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
âCrungeâ, that went over like a lead balloon.
Snolep over 1 year ago
He expected Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper to be there.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
C5.
spaceagesoul over 1 year ago
Crunge? Love it!
waltermatera over 1 year ago
I used to work for the VA on a Spinal Column Injury ward. Youâd be appalled at how many people end up paralyzed from the neck down because they dove into shallow water head first. Never do that.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
I see that nothing has changed in 10,000 years.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
Walk it off Peter, what? Whadaya mean you canât move your legs?
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Stand aside, here come the ambulance chasers. Clearly there should be signs all along the paths to the water.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Sign, sign, everywhere a signâŠ.
T... over 1 year ago
Ya gonna arrest him?âŠ
mindjob over 1 year ago
Youâd think heâs swam there before, since itâs right outside his cave
KEA over 1 year ago
signs, signs, everywhere are signs; blockinâ out the scenery, breakinâ my mind; Do this, donât do that, canât you read the sign? âŹ
mrsdonaldson over 1 year ago
Always feet first the first time!
bwswolf over 1 year ago
Probably should have had the sign âŠ.. on land âŠâŠ âBEFOREâ the water âŠâŠ :)
wconerly28 over 1 year ago
My cousin and I went to our favorite rope swing in Kisatchie creek the beginning of one summer, and there was a group of girls all in what looked like shoulder high water. Being the testerone driven juveniles that we wee, we decided to use the bluff and cannon ball right in the middle of them. Turns out a sandbar had built up there over the winter, and they were all sitting in the shallow water. It took two weeks for the swelling to go down in the knees.