Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 17, 2023

Went to a major well known ER once with all the symptoms of a heart attack. Took eight hours to see a doctor. When they determined it wasn’t a heart attack they lost interest and it took me two more days and a different hospital to get a diagnosis.

That was 20 years ago. Hospitals haven’t improved, but the stories about my father’s adventures in medicine are too long for this venue.

Eight hours???!!!! I would have left and gone to another ER!!!

I’m surprised she didn’t hand Gary a card with a number on it. At the clinic I go to, if you need blood tests, you have to take a number and wait until it’s displayed on a screen on the wall.

Yikes! Are those some of Leopold’s victims?

The kicker is that being a vampire, his body will self heal.

I think Gary’s full of sh!t.

I feel like we are missing a back story here.

“We will get to you by — oh —an hour or so after sunrise, sir.”

No doctor will be able to cure what ails Gary. He is a permanent resident of Loserville.

Looks like the zombies have bigger issues, Gary! Lol

Gary just wants someone to give him a “poor baby!” :)

Tummy ache, tubby? Go to the back of the line and try again!