Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 21, 2023

What on earth

Miles was shown Mission Impossible as a toddler, it looks like. Of course, I liked Godzilla 1985.

Unsupervised my foot!

Honestly at this point their just kinda.. tormenting him just for the sake of it. And it is hilarious.

Wow

Haha. Oh miles, not a good look bro…

So much for the boycott, eh?!

Like I said: your principles ain’t worth squat when faced against a delicious plate of thanksgiving dinner.

Never compromise your principles. There’s always a security camera somewhere…

Oh, my. I thought you wanted to cancel Thanksgiving, you hypocrite! Just admit it, you don’t actually believe the horror stories related to Thanksgiving!

What’s Miles gonna do? Is he gonna stay true to his morals or is he going to enjoy a delicious meal?

Haha, love it!

Miles is starting to realize that actions have consequences.

Miles has great parents, teaching him one excellent lesson.

I smell Gene’s hand in this

That’s hilarious. What did it ‘sound’ like in your head? ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ Mine didn’t have a ‘voice’ when I read it.

Lesson learned!

???!!!

What’s in that pot? It seems to have real survival potential. Oh wait … I take that back.

Psychopaths.