The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 15, 2023

Shampoo? What a waste.

And she loves you so much that the hair on your head is numbered and named.

Kind of puts a new twist on Matthew 10.30….

What about the glare off the dome? Isn’t it blinding enough?

hair of the Brutus…

If Brutus was the inspiration for “Hair” there would be different lyrics.

♫ Gimme a head with one hair. One long beautiful hair. Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen. ♫

start his day with a cheap shot

Looks like the volumizer didn’t work so well.

Didn’t use much did you Brutus ?

D@mned with faint praise.

Reminds me of the joke about a man with 3 strands of hair on his head going to the hair dressers. After they are cut, he asks for one to the left, one to the right and one straight down. While combing it, one of them pulls out. Oh, well he says, put one to the left and one to the right. When combing, another pulls out. Oh well he says, just leave it casual then

Yes, I know. Sorry about that.

Hey, his one hair on his head has more body and sheen….

Gladys you are just one barrel of laughs. Did you stay awake thinking that up?

maybe it’ll grow bigger if he keeps using it. :J

Never mess with a lady’s bathing products. Off limits. Get the evil eye.

Too close to home these days!

Compliments by her to Brutus are few and far between. This ain’t one of them. As far as his shampoo is concerned, he must have had that same container of shampoo since your Dad was drawing this strip. I wouldn’t waste any money on a new bottle of shampoo. I’d just use my bar of soap……

He’s hanging on to that one hair with all he has!

@Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus- YES!! Exactly! Come on, Brutus! Are you kidding?? Washing ONE hair??

Wow, that’s something, Brutus. Why, I have more hair on my nose than you do on your head. You know, bald does look good on a man. It sure didn’t hurt Yul Brynner.

Badda bing badda boom. She’ll be here all week folks. Low hanging fruit Gladys. You get your creativity from your Mommy Dearest.

brutus needs to lock the door…

A cowlick perhaps? Or a Superman forehead curl?