Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 22, 2023

Do you really want an answer to that first question?

I’d like to know that too….

Breaking that fourth wall again, are we, Samuli?

My Little Pony genes.

It behooves you to answer, Horace.

1) Hammerspace.

2) Cartoon physics.

Q with no A…

I’ve had some bladder issues over the years…..Sometimes I have to answer a call too! I’m with you there Horace!

He gets his suits from Bugs Bunny’s tailor.

You’re asking these questions now?

I’ve noticed that people seem to ask that a lot. I’m gonna guess that it’s mostly the same reason the bird talks in Helvetica… it’s a cartoon!

For those of you who don’t know, Horace’s cute little bird friend’s name is Sine….!

Horace is fast approaching a STOP Sine….!

Magnetic hooves

Good question.. my stubby fingers manage several keys at once, can only imagine what a hoof would do.

Horses can have some amazing capabilities. At really bad times :D

Velcro.

Horace is ignoring his tweetie bird friend….he’s stalling for time to think of how to answer his questions…☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️

Don’t question the cartoon logic, Bird.

Horace has very talented hooves.

Horace: “Bird, how is it you are talking?”

He clips his phone to his “belief suspenders”. He grips things with his hooves by … gotta go my toast is ready.

I remember a little kid asking the creator of the cartoon character Catdog how Catdog went to the bathroom. After a long pause he said that nobody knew for sure how he did it . He just did it. Horace simply ignores cartoon physics questions. What a smart horsie.

Artistic license!

That’s none hoof your business!

Horace has a lanyard. Hey Siri, answer call

Horace is cartoon character ;+)

Some question are best …….. “NOT” to be asked ……. :)

A talking bird has no room to talk about impossibilities.

Equestrian Magic.

Opposable hooves

Good questions