That reminds me of an in-law I knew, a quasi-JewBu, who was proud that he “had no ego”. I was going to point out the irony, but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
♫ Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…when you’re perfect in every way…I can’t wait to look in the mirror…‘cuz I get better looking each day…To know me is to love me…I must be a h*ll of a man…Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…but I’m doing the best that I can. ♫ — Mac Davis
I used to be arrogant but now I am humble. In fact, I am one of the most humble people who has ever lived. You little people couldn’t possibly understand how humble I have become.
(Spoken): I wanna talk today about smug people! They think they’re so good. They ain’t good! No, they ain’t good at all, I tell you what! You wanna be a good man, you look at me! I’m gonna talk to you about humility—‘cause I got it! I wanna talk to you about righteousness—’cause I got it! I’m good! I’m humble! I’m better than you! You wanna be a humble man, you look at me, you say, “Brother, how can I be humble?” I don’t know how you can be humble! It took me a LONG time to get this way! But thank God I’ve arrived! Let’s pray… (Steve Taylor, outro to Smug, from the CD, Squint )
Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago
I’m proud of my humility. And I’ll bop anyone who disagrees with me.
orinoco womble 7 months ago
On her deathbed St Therese of Lisieux said “I think maybe I am humble…” That brought me up short. Surely if you think you’re humble, you’re not?
iggyman 7 months ago
A different kind of humble I think!
billyk75 7 months ago
Shermy got humbled.
therese_callahan2002 7 months ago
Now they’ll go home and eat humble pie for dessert.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 7 months ago
“When it comes to humility, I’m the greatest!” -Bullwinkle J. Moose
Guy from southern Indiana 7 months ago
That reminds me of an in-law I knew, a quasi-JewBu, who was proud that he “had no ego”. I was going to point out the irony, but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
markkahler52 7 months ago
Humble, and Proud of it!!
Wren Fahel 7 months ago
♫ Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…when you’re perfect in every way…I can’t wait to look in the mirror…‘cuz I get better looking each day…To know me is to love me…I must be a h*ll of a man…Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…but I’m doing the best that I can. ♫ — Mac Davis
eced52 7 months ago
Sounds pretty prideful to me.
Ed The Red Premium Member 7 months ago
I used to be arrogant but now I am humble. In fact, I am one of the most humble people who has ever lived. You little people couldn’t possibly understand how humble I have become.
uniquename 7 months ago
More like a humbler than humblest.
bobbyferrel 7 months ago
I have a lot to be humble about.
ChessPirate 7 months ago
W. C. Fields as Harold Bissonette in “It’s a Gift”:
[At breakfast, Norman takes the plate of bacon before Harold can get it]
Harold : Hey, put it down!
Norman : What’s the matter, Pop? Don’tcha love me anymore?
Harold : [he raises his hand to hit Norman] Certainly I love you.
Amelia : Don’t you strike that child!
Harold : Well, he’s not gonna tell me I don’t love him!
T... 7 months ago
You mumble if you’re humble…
I❤️Peanuts 7 months ago
Who knew that Patty was really Sluggo?
jrankin1959 7 months ago
(Spoken): I wanna talk today about smug people! They think they’re so good. They ain’t good! No, they ain’t good at all, I tell you what! You wanna be a good man, you look at me! I’m gonna talk to you about humility—‘cause I got it! I wanna talk to you about righteousness—’cause I got it! I’m good! I’m humble! I’m better than you! You wanna be a humble man, you look at me, you say, “Brother, how can I be humble?” I don’t know how you can be humble! It took me a LONG time to get this way! But thank God I’ve arrived! Let’s pray… (Steve Taylor, outro to Smug, from the CD, Squint )