The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 23, 2023

So, what else did he take out!! Or what did he add!!

Dr, Carver?!

Giblet gravy? I’m gonna hurl!

Eewww!

“Those old gizzards of yours were just full of grit. Unfortunately we couldn’t save them for you. From now on eat only special soft feed, and for sure stay away from pea gravel even if you feel extremely peckish.”

The patient tells the doctor to “get stuffed!”

“Don’t worry if you see a bright light. It doesn’t mean you’re dying. It just means someone has opened the door to see how you’re doing, and they will then check your temperature.”

Even our cat won’t eat the giblets.

We were in a small town in Mexico for Christmas one year and the hotel had a menu board out on the sidewalk. The feast included Gilbert gravy.

I was touring Sydney, Australia last year on Thanksgiving. There was a restaurant that was offering a full Thanksgiving Day meal for just $115/person. We went elsewhere.

That was offal.

I think he’s getting a gravy drip via IV.

It’s a little bit of viscera little bit of that.

I once had a tooth pulled, but I forgot to ask them to save it for the tooth fairy.

Mmmm, giblets.

If it was truly successful, he’d be in a roasting pan.

And your tail erection is now permanent.

Turkey appendicitis?

Disgusting, you win…