Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 24, 2023

Eating in front of someone. Not offering. Not being able to eat. I can’t think of too much that is more cruel! Good job, Leo!

Designated hitter.

Why you knews vampy was headed this way with that didn’t cha.

Poll: are vampires drooling over bacon cute or not?

Poor manners. We’ve seen Leo’s parents before and they look like epitome of good rearing and training….where did they go wrong.

It’s an odd looking bacon pizza, Looks more like a slice of watermelon, complete with dripping juice.

On Pizza? Yes! MORE PLEASE!

Got that right……

Everything’s better with bacon. Gary, drop a slice in Travis’ jar.

That’s a crave injustice.

Gary, the meek, well-meaning, unintentional sadist!