FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 13, 2024

You’re supposed to put oil on the street and then throw them across.

The only way to do it is en masse. Wait for the nuns to leave the abbey for early mass.

Run, Granny! Run!

A good swift kick in the A$$ should get them going.

Escort missions are never fun, even in real games.

Perhaps if you took them as a group instead of individually.

I used to see kids in my library playing a free online game where you tripped up the elderly in a nursing home. It made me wonder how they felt about their grandparents.

My favorite way is to get them all on a “train” of wheel chairs and tow them across like a dog sled! maybe we can continue down the street and “whip” across the next park!

That’s one little old lady every five seconds. Is this a superhero game?

Still stuck in Vice City.

Why does the game even give that as an option?

When your only tool is a hammer, every problem is a nail.