Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 07, 2023

How is that racist?

Rudy: “Ahem. Anyway. The reason I’m here is that Santa got locked out of his sleigh and…”

Kevin: “I was born for this moment!”

Wishes? I think that’s genies , Kevin.

A bottomless Christmas sock of Coal

Listen, he’s making you an offer!

Santa was shot down by Norad in 1974.

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I like the story about the little Irish dude who pretended his skin was falling off to scam people out of sympathy money. He was running a “leper con” (I know… sorry..)

Oh don’t let’s start this! Just give him his wishes!

Shouldn’t the term be, “Mythical creature-ist?”

So many rules to remember.

never argue with someone who has a direct link to Santa.

That’s not leprechauns either, anyway. You get a pot of gold from them!

How can you confuse an elf for a leprechaun? Leprechauns are about 3 feet tall, and they make shoes. So, unless you’re hoping for some Nikes or Reboks…

Besides, if it was a leprechaun I’d be looking for a pot of gold

Genie have 3 wishes standard after releasing them and a leprechaun has a pot of gold? Christmas elf has none?

Can’t say I’ve ever heard of a Christmas elf granting wishes.

Christmas Elves are too busy making toys and shoveling reindeer droppings to grant any wishes.