Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 29, 2023

Good one, Ralph! [After my father had to have a few feet of his removed, he started calling himself a ;.]

The patient needed a mole-onoscopy?

Does that have anything to do with colonialism?

Well at least it wasn’t for semicolon.

Never go to medical school when all you need is punctuation.

Medical students were and are infamous for ‘little jokes’ with anatomy. Whose colon did they misplace?

The instructions clearly stated: Whack-A-Mole!

Remove “Wishbone” for $300 dollars!

Not quite as bad as removing Cologne: France

Oopsie!

Anyone missing a colon?

“Let’s eat kids”, or, “Let’s eat, kids”.

The grammar police got him

Having taken 24, 36 and 48 hours shifts in an ER, I can see this happening after about 19 hours. You don’t want to hear about hour 47.

Now, that’s funny!

After surgery years ago, I have a semicolon.

That guy looks like the kind who would remove someone’s colon. He is the pie-eyed piper. Well, a colon is a kind of pipe.

That takes guts!

" The professor almost beat the hell otomy."

Ralph, you don’t want to know…..it’s when everything comes out in the wash…

Those little rodent diggers are a menace.

gotta love the squirrel! Lol!!

That’s $#@y. I guess Medical school just wasn’t his bag.

All I can do is keep hitting “Like” …! Gotta go,

my check engine light is on …‼️

Maybe he could use some of this:

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM

Woops-a-daisy.

A man starts out with about five feet…