Mike Luckovich for November 24, 2023

Is he capable of reading?

tRump is the biggest TURKEY I have ever seen. Shouldn’t he be having to dodge the hatchet?

I think brain farts are probably are

Careful! His List is Growing!

He can’t give any more pardons, thank Bastet. Those turkeys need to stay out of his line of sight.

His face is drawn so accurately I may need eye bleach. And what’s even worse, I think that may be his happy face.

Would have been better to draw him in his brown-shirt uniform, goose stepping. After all, he’s a Hitler-wannabe.

Next on Trump’s list, and mandatorily on the GOP’s list, are: “All females will be required to wear cast iron Chastity Bells” after age 5"

♪ As someday it may happen that a victim must be found I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list… ♪

Is there anyone left in America who is NOT on his enemies list?

Probably chicken nuggets would be in more danger from him.

The implications of a potential vengeful irrational right-wing administration cast a pall on the family gathering’s conversations yesterday.

Just the thought of this idiot as president makes me vomit.

Off with their heads!!!—— D Trump

“I will be the most incredible and greatest dictator in the history of dictators. Every other dictator will get tired watching me show them how great and magnificent a dictator can be.

“Future dictators will look back at my dictatorship and say: Trump was the smartest and most spectacular dictator who ever walked on the planet, who made the biggest and most spectacular good deals ever made by any dictator who came before him and impossible to match by every dictator who comes afterward. Heil Trump!

“I am the most magnificent. I am the biggest. I am the Greatest Dictator Of All Time, and all of you who are living in this best of all times that I alone was able to make happen are very lucky people. God bless America!”

tRumpy is wrong about everything he says, here, obviously.

Even at over 6 feet tall and his current weight of (cough cough) 215 [250, maybe?] he is NOT the biggest ever.

Peter the Great, for one, was considerably taller and likely close to as heavy — even though no images of him show a waist-to-hips ratio nearly the size of tRumpy’s, so maybe this is one category where tRumpy actually IS #1!

And even though a dictator, Peter the Great is credited for changing Russia from its millennia plus rigid Christian church-state authoritarian structure (a structure tRumpy assures his GOP Christian Nationalist majority he will impose upon the USA in his next first term as POTUS) into a far more modern Western-modeled economic/governmental structure.

Peter the Great in decades moved his nation centuries forward. tRumpy Dump intends to do the reverse.

Extreme vindictiveness is not strait one would like to see in a powerful leader.

His ties are specially made — and so are those axes…for his tiny, tiny hands.

Trump is coming, and Hell is on the way. He has a list and he will check it twice. No worries, he will be in prison. Ya Hope.

The two are safe .. courtesy of a colleague.

They’re safe. All his friends are turkeys…and he prefers hamburders anyway.

you notice he used an upside-down bible …