Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 05, 2023

“I mean, the gross psycho part I could forgive, but that hat? shudder Just a hard no.”

Evil Scrooge? Very apt for the holidays.

Oldilocks wants Goldielocks eh.

A match made on Earth.

looks like The Highwayman found a match on Match.com

What cult is he from?

ka-sideburns

One sided love affair??? Guy needs a big sock for the coal he’s going to get!!!

Scrooge meets a princess…

Oh, he’s going to get a SOCK! I’ll bet.

Hallmark movie: A Puritan Christmas.

What the Dickens ??

Some dudes can’t take KANOWAY for an answer. Prepare for a butt whipping you creepy dork.

A kidnapper is someone who swipes wrong.

Get with the program. :)

You’re both on the same page, come on kids you can make it work.

KA-IMBALANCED RELATIONSHIP!

Just because the Hallmark channel says so doesn’t make it right.

“If you love someone, let them go, if they come back to you, they are yours, if they don’t then they never were.” if you are not able to do that, then it is not love, it is desire.

You know, this does start to be sounding like a stereotypical Hallmark Channel Christmas movie. (The wife is “addcited” to them.)

She doesn’t want to be her May to his chilly December!

I had a roommate who actually changed her name to Noelle. It didn’t make her perfect, either. :)

Christmas!