Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 08, 2023

I go there for the food.

Walking to the gym is tough enough. It’s almost a whole block away!

Some go to the gym ev’ry day, to become fit I’m sincere

Some just grow a belly, get fat and go down the chimney once a year…

Horsie get enough excersize in horsie races eh.

he goes for the smoothies…

… just to take selfies!

I know that guy

Very good!

The gym has excellent coffee, and some very attractive and shapely ladies.

Exercise? Workout? Hmm … I suppose I could try that one of these days.

Instead of calling the bathroom the John I call it the Jim so I go to the Jim everyday

Horace hits the stool in the cafe and does a circuit of coffee lifts…!

I go there to take a nap. Exercising people make me sleepy

Details. Details.

gym dandy idea Horace !

To watch the ladies of course.

I went to the gym three times this week!

…on the third time, I actually went in.

Naw – but they have the best candy bars in their vending machines!

Bird is talking a foreign language to Horace.

Horace heard they had free weights.

Just goes to Horse Around.

He goes to the gym and does squat.

Horace says he “GOES” to the gym everyday ………….. didn’t say he went “INTO” the gym …………. when he gets there …… :)

Horace just goes to horse around.

I despise people who spend ten minutes driving around the gym parking lot trying to find a space next to the entrance, so they don’t have to walk to their exercise.