Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 16, 2023

Of course Santa is a biker dude hahahaha

I knew it!!

Merry Quantumas

This almost makes sense.

Oh, of course! How silly of us to have forgotten.

I always wondered why time seems to pass so much more slowly on Christmas Eve..

That was the same question I had when I was a kid. Glad Santa cleared it up for me. Whatever it is he meant.

At last. It makes sense.

So it could take a month of his time, but it would all be happening at the same time to us. Sounds like Santa’s using quantum physics. Works for me!

Looks like Santa’s been working out.

Best Christmas comic strip storyline of all time.

From his point of view, that would still take centuries, maybe even thousands of years. Any math whizzes care to figure out how many homes with children there are in the entire world, multiplied by about five minutes per home, and tell us how much time that is? He’d also have to overlap himself in time many, many times, and probably have to avoid running into himself to avoid some kind of catastrophic timeline failure.

Aww! And I was sure Santa had two hearts and his sleigh was a blue police box.

Chris Hemsworth’s grandfather!?

As a life long sci fi nerd, If this were a movie I’d watch it!

Wow, Santa is buff! Who knew? I always thought that he was fat.

It’s so simple, so very simple, only a quantum engineer can do it.

Santa crushes it.

I figured Santa just used a teleporter like on Star Trek and just beamed the presents into people’s homes. Much faster than hand-delivery.

Ho Ho Holy Space Time, Batman!

The Big Guy himself!

man remember when this comic was about two kids having fun around their neighborhood

Thought he was an auto-mechanic for the Rebel Alliance. That is one BUFF dude!