Monty by Jim Meddick for December 07, 2023

She can bring you a booster seat if you like.

A ‘boosted’ Monty is a scary thing. Too much potential for shenanigans. We know he just can’t resist…

Now I want a corn dog with mozzarella sticks. :-(

Pretzels and beer please.

Moe’s Southwest Grill (the made to order burrito place), used to let adults order the kid’s burrito meal, which included a drink and a cookie! They eventually stopped that and instead offered a smaller burrito for adults that was more expensive (no drink or cookie either).

…and more crayons and another play mat.

On a trip to California, I discovered that a place called Sambo’s had a California breakfast burrito, it would easily feed two people. No Play mats.

What is EB going to do with a hamburger and a coke?

What continues to amaze me is no-one reacts to the robot. And what in hell is he going to do with a hamburger and a Coke. When did he start eating human food?

You can tell when you’ve moved up from a low-class to a medium-class joint when they ask you how well done you’d like your hamburger cooked. (In high-class joints, of course, they wouldn’t dream of offering anything as déclassé as hamburger.)

Now I wanna see the kids menu!!!! :)

Is beef good for robots?

At our local fast food place my wife always orders the kiddie meal because she likes the smaller burger. That comes with a drink and enough fries to serve us both.

Give it up, Monty. You’re busted!