Close to Home by John McPherson for December 13, 2023

Evolution from the “Tush Push”!!

He’ll fake to them, and then throw it to Bleeb for the touchdown!

That’s not what they meant by “Statue of Liberty”… you read the play wrong!

If they add a couple guys to the top and just fall forward, they’ll get a first down every time.

I think they’re confusing long with tall. This is understandable because the song Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress is about a woman who is 5’ 9”beautiful tall.

The fans look a bit noncommittal.

Don’t follow sports much but heard that recently a team had too many players on the field.

That’s the plan…..wish us luck

Where is R. C. Owens?

If the top person gets the ball, it will be an “assisting the runner” penalty.

Ah yes, the ol’ Three Stooges play!

It’ll be the 4th quarter by the time they finish “going long”.

Remember when the Hail Mary was called the Alley Oop?

How many other people counted to see if there were eleven players on that team? Raise your hand.

Trying out the “Totem Pole” formation. Wait there’s a flag on the field….

38,24,31. Nice numbers for a play…

Whacha got against football John?…

When they go long, we go low.

You only have to tell the guy on the bottom, the other two have no choice.

Bleeb you block.

After the touchdown, they’ll be an extremely-high five!

In Rugby it’s called a line out , the receiving player is boosted up , fun !

Right on! Why should cheerleaders have all the fun!

I predict a high score!

Bleeb, I wouldn’t stand there if I were you. You might get stepped on!