Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 30, 2023

Doesn’t need Caller ID.

I have a different ringtone for each person in my call list. Anything else gets the default: Spam.

You don’t get nuisance calls then, Auntie? Maybe they know that you would prove the bigger nuisance.

and most of the time it is a scam call

Sounds like my Facebook (or whatever it is called nowadays) alerts.

I get a lot of numbers with no names attached. The callers leave nasty messages when I don’t answer.

I always know who’s calling — some stranger trying to get money from me, one way or the other.

A person’s a person, no matter how small.

There’s a reason why your circle is so small, Aunty.

i control my phone, it DOESN’T control your number is in my contacts you can get through..IF not in my contacts…S*CKS to be you…my voice mail also states that you can leave me a message or you can text, if you don’t want to do either then i guess it wasn’t that a lady tell that the way my voice mail message was, was RUDE..i thought “tough sh*t”…

I am still perplexed how you manage to call yourself. Now that is a small circle.

Not many folks want you drinking all their wine.

Caller ID on mobile and home phones and ringtones on my personal mobile. For my wife’s MIL I used either “Imperial March” from Star Wars or “March of the Villains” from Superman.

Caller ID makes this seem really old.

My phone rings with spam calls so I don’t answer it.

when i jokingly say to my wife, “i’ll be up in my office if anyone calls,” she invariably replies, “nobody ever calls”… ☺