Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for December 16, 2023

I was going to say “pellet gun” but slingshots are quieter!

Why I oughta!

Our neighborhood is odd, some streets are aglow, others nothing.

Time to hire that kid again.

“Ho, Ho, Ho… Red and White Giant…”

(¬_¬)

Two windy where I live to have inflatables. Have to make sure even lights and garland are well fastened down.

The 12’ tall Jack Skellington one of my mom’s neighbors put up at Halloween is still up, but now he’s got his Santa hat on and is holding a large red ornament.

This means war!

Okay Boomer.