My husband and I are both only children who had the privilege of putting the Star in the top of the tree when the tree was finished. Our first Christmas together was fraught.
The place kicker/tree topper always gets noticed but where are the kudos for the Dad lying uncomfortably underneath while the spouse judges it to be straight and then has to screw it into that flimsy metal base. It takes days for your hands to recover
Aw, this is sad! Time was he’d grab her around the glutes and give her a boost to high places! See their page header art – she’s getting an apple and he’s getting … a great deal.
Possibly, the most celebrated instance of a field goal kicker’s contribution to a win was in 1972 when Garo Yepremian was with the undefeated Miami Dolphins. Teammate Alex Karras asked him “What the hell are you celebrating?” and Yepremian replied “I keek a touchdown!”.
I put the (hand embroidered by me) angel on the top of the tree all the years I worked on his tree alone. The past few years he has been “helping me” and he has put it on the tree (afraid I will fall if I climb up – so he climbs up so I can worry about him).
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
LOL
Da'Dad 10 months ago
Arlo, you have to admit it’s not the worst kind of challenge reserved for the man of the house.
Rhetorical_Question 10 months ago
Slap on the bottom? Wow!!!! Do it again?
anna 10 months ago
In my family we decorated the tree and put the star on last.
cracker65 10 months ago
Arlo for the win.
ScullyUFO 10 months ago
Fun Christmas dinner game … have diners create a list of something that symbolizes Christmas. Guess what always comes out “on top”.
Also guess what’s second.
nosirrom 10 months ago
Arlo just keeps scoring points!
rheddmobile 10 months ago
My husband and I are both only children who had the privilege of putting the Star in the top of the tree when the tree was finished. Our first Christmas together was fraught.
andyboda 10 months ago
The place kicker/tree topper always gets noticed but where are the kudos for the Dad lying uncomfortably underneath while the spouse judges it to be straight and then has to screw it into that flimsy metal base. It takes days for your hands to recover
NotQuitePerfectTommy 10 months ago
Man of the Woods 10 months ago
I always slap my Lady on the butt, it’s just playing around. She get’s me sometimes also.
larryzolcienski 10 months ago
It would be nice if everyone just grew up and minded their own business!
Just-me 10 months ago
46 years into marriage to each other and my wife and I still pat each other on the butt, though we don’t get that kind of handsy in public.
ChessPirate 10 months ago
And what happens if he goes wide left?
✊( ⌣ ⌣ )
cbgoldeneagle2 10 months ago
grow up with poor hurt feelings, don’t be whiney liberal
raybarb44 10 months ago
Not quite but it’s still a good feeling….
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
Hopefully he never misses…..
FassEddie 10 months ago
Aw, this is sad! Time was he’d grab her around the glutes and give her a boost to high places! See their page header art – she’s getting an apple and he’s getting … a great deal.
This is much more fun for everyone involved!
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 10 months ago
Possibly, the most celebrated instance of a field goal kicker’s contribution to a win was in 1972 when Garo Yepremian was with the undefeated Miami Dolphins. Teammate Alex Karras asked him “What the hell are you celebrating?” and Yepremian replied “I keek a touchdown!”.
RonaldMcCalip 10 months ago
Arlo says; “HEY! That’s Sexual harassment! Please do it some more!”
Scott S 10 months ago
I’ve seen many games won by the kicker.
DawnQuinn1 10 months ago
If men can do it to women, why not the other way around?
jonesbeltone 10 months ago
At least you have a long career, Arlo.
eds47 10 months ago
By what small minded person?
Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago
Every once in a while it comes in handy.
mafastore 10 months ago
I put the (hand embroidered by me) angel on the top of the tree all the years I worked on his tree alone. The past few years he has been “helping me” and he has put it on the tree (afraid I will fall if I climb up – so he climbs up so I can worry about him).