Something is,,,,
Once, someone put orange juice with no vodka in W. C. Fields thermos. He said, “Who put orange juice in my orange juice?”
Ick.
Why does he always seem to have his eyelids cauterized shut first thing in the morning?
If you think it’s bad now, just wait until his alzheimer’s kicks in
Sunday mornin aftr Sat nite…
Your stomach won’t care: it gets the same mix every day.
It might help for him to open his eyes.
Coffee flavored cereal. Sounds scrumptious!
Roger woke up from a bad dream only to realize he was in a nightmare.
That ‘before the coffee’ time of day…
They’re about to really be awakened.
Ever compare yourself to someone in the comics? I’m pleased to be able to look at Roger and feel a great sense of superiority, since I’m far more conscious than this when I get out of bed in the morning, even before I’ve had my coffee.
yeah… they sure are… :\
Bill Amend
FoxTrot en Espanol
Asharah 5 months ago
Something is,,,,
sirbadger 5 months ago
Once, someone put orange juice with no vodka in W. C. Fields thermos. He said, “Who put orange juice in my orange juice?”
ladykat 5 months ago
Ick.
John Jorgensen 5 months ago
Why does he always seem to have his eyelids cauterized shut first thing in the morning?
mindjob 5 months ago
If you think it’s bad now, just wait until his alzheimer’s kicks in
T... 5 months ago
Sunday mornin aftr Sat nite…
ekke 5 months ago
Your stomach won’t care: it gets the same mix every day.
Fennec! at the Disco 5 months ago
It might help for him to open his eyes.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
Coffee flavored cereal. Sounds scrumptious!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
Roger woke up from a bad dream only to realize he was in a nightmare.
M.K.Staffeld 5 months ago
That ‘before the coffee’ time of day…
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
They’re about to really be awakened.
paullp Premium Member 5 months ago
Ever compare yourself to someone in the comics? I’m pleased to be able to look at Roger and feel a great sense of superiority, since I’m far more conscious than this when I get out of bed in the morning, even before I’ve had my coffee.
Chris 5 months ago
yeah… they sure are… :\