FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 14, 2024

Happy Valentines Day!

Debbie Reynolds?

Case of mistaken locker identity.

You could always change your name.

When I was in 2nd grade I liked a boy named Chris. Every day after school he’d walk me to the corner where we had to part ways. Near the end of the school year, my family moved across town. Fast forward to high school. I hoped to see him again (our city only had 1 public high school). I finally did, near the end of my senior year. His locker was right outside one of my classes. One day I slipped a note in his locker that just said, “Turn around.” He read the note, turned…and there I was! Sadly, since it was near the end of the year, we decided not to date, but he DID write in my yearbook, “To my long-lost love.” (He died 2 years ago.)

Paige, Paige… Why would anybody in their right mind would send a goblin a Valentine?

These days, “secret admirers” are more likely to be considered creepy stalkers than potential mates…

Ah, delusion.

Nice that Bill included her name so everyone knows she’s not Debbie.

Looking at the world through Paige colored glasses.

The note is for Debbie, Debbie McKnockers

“Dear Debbie, I think you are hot.” Wow, what a charmer.

I didn’t know they lived near Dallas

In high school, I would have loved it someone slipped me an invitation to the girl’s choice Valentine’s dance. At least Paige got something. Happy Valentine’s Day one and all