FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 21, 2024

Uh oh. It’s not the Night of the Iguana, it’s the Afternoon After the Iguana.

Iguana tell you something.

ANDY FOX! You are the absolute WORSE mother in the world! First your indigestible meals, then your bias against video games, INCLUDING ones that aren’t graphically gory, mind you, and now THIS!? Does a sacred promise to your child means nothing to you?!

It is a good thing for Quincy that property damage is a misdemeanor and not a felony. The worst he can get is a fine.

All she had to do to protect the photo was put it in a drawer or inside a large book. She must have just left it laying out where Quincy could get at it. You blew it Andy.

She SHOULD have put it in a frame with glass. That would’ve protected it.

The culprit is Quincy.

Meltdown in 5 - 4 -

So the destruction of the photo happened offstage? That’s kind of lame.

I just want to know what chemical was in the photo to make it so irresistibly delicious to iguanas

Yeah…this is where it gets bad…