Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 14, 2023

There’s nothing so uncomfortable as frozen snot, right?

My daughter just had surgery in her nose (deviated septum). She had stents in for a few days, but those came out yesterday. It didn’t sound fun.

Too late for the Kleenex.

My nose always runs when I’m out in the cold. I have a pocket full of tissues in my coat during the winter.

carrot juice

I feel like this is not fiction.

That’s not funny.

This is worse when you have a mustache.

Snot day today huh?

A chisel would be more appropriate.

Snowblower.

Post carrot drip.

Maybe a tiny ice pick instead of a tissue?