Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 21, 2023

Nice – a comic doctor without a mirror on his head.

Even built right (the normal way) most snowmen don’t really have a neck per se.

Snow kidding, doc.

We’ll have to operate.

Does your nose run and your feet smell? You’re built upside down! If I remember correctly some where around 5th grade.

I can just see the teenagers up the street duplicating this. Fortunately this doesn’t show up on FaceBook.

“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

— Jessica Rabbit

I don’t think you were assembled properly.

Seems like a gut reaction.

I can relate. I was always told to “get my head on right”.

Normally, I would tell you to put some ice on it, but…well…you know.

It’s disconcerting that the construction wasn’t inspected

Your head was annecksed to your body improperly.

How about radical cranial relocation surgery? Move the carrot to the top ball and relocate two of the buttons as eyes. Voila, a wasp-waisted snowman. :)

I didn’t know they allowed snowmen in “the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo”.

I’m sending you to a specialist. Doctor Calvin and Doctor Hobbes.

He’s also had a terrible head cold.

The good news is it’s a seasonal condition. it should clear up by Spring.

I always found a sauna or a soak in the hot tub helps…maybe give that a try??

Gives new meaning to having your rear end on your shoulders.