A guy Raphael Samuel from India, did actually file a lawsuit against his parents because he was not consulted prior to his conception and birth. One could only hope that the court system in India would toss out such garbage.
I knew a kid who told his parents they OWED him because he didn’t ask to be born. He was always a brat, the youngest of four.
Flunked out of college, four years in the Air Force, married a girl he got pregnant, resumed his education, and now he’s a Ph.D. with many publications to his credit.
He turned himself around. But a sister in law said he was still a bit of a brat.
“Anyone having breathed air or consumed water in the last twenty years”, call the Bottom Dwellers hotline. Our trained legal staff will create something that we can say was caused by you being on Earth. We’re desperate….call now.
dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago
Just dial this number that’s on your screen…..
Ink blot Premium Member 9 months ago
Look up “wrongful birth lawsuits.”
Superfrog 9 months ago
Where are all the people who asked to be born?
eced52 9 months ago
Be a little bit hard since both my parents are deceased.
Ubintold 9 months ago
A commercial by Dewey,Cheatem and Howe.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago
These lawyers would make a fortune in India and China.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
One kid did sue his parents, once. You can’t parody some of reality.
Just-me 9 months ago
A guy Raphael Samuel from India, did actually file a lawsuit against his parents because he was not consulted prior to his conception and birth. One could only hope that the court system in India would toss out such garbage.
ladykat 9 months ago
I have nobody to sue.
Spacetech 9 months ago
Supreme Court Approval for Court Approved Post Birth Abortion on Demand…
Bruce388 9 months ago
I knew a kid who told his parents they OWED him because he didn’t ask to be born. He was always a brat, the youngest of four.
Flunked out of college, four years in the Air Force, married a girl he got pregnant, resumed his education, and now he’s a Ph.D. with many publications to his credit.
He turned himself around. But a sister in law said he was still a bit of a brat.
MontanaPhil50 9 months ago
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”(Shakespeare’s Henry VI, part 2, Act 4
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
My folks are both gone….but I should be able to sue somebody for something!!
TommyEfreeti 9 months ago
for the birds!
T... 9 months ago
If only my parents were alive and ultra multibillionaires…
Manitobaman 9 months ago
Another one that must be influenced by WBZ in Boston.
hooglah 9 months ago
“Anyone having breathed air or consumed water in the last twenty years”, call the Bottom Dwellers hotline. Our trained legal staff will create something that we can say was caused by you being on Earth. We’re desperate….call now.
bakana 9 months ago
Sounds silly, but, it HAS been done.