Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 02, 2024

Just dial this number that’s on your screen…..

Look up “wrongful birth lawsuits.”

Where are all the people who asked to be born?

Be a little bit hard since both my parents are deceased.

A commercial by Dewey,Cheatem and Howe.

These lawyers would make a fortune in India and China.

One kid did sue his parents, once. You can’t parody some of reality.

A guy Raphael Samuel from India, did actually file a lawsuit against his parents because he was not consulted prior to his conception and birth. One could only hope that the court system in India would toss out such garbage.

I have nobody to sue.

Supreme Court Approval for Court Approved Post Birth Abortion on Demand…

I knew a kid who told his parents they OWED him because he didn’t ask to be born. He was always a brat, the youngest of four.

Flunked out of college, four years in the Air Force, married a girl he got pregnant, resumed his education, and now he’s a Ph.D. with many publications to his credit.

He turned himself around. But a sister in law said he was still a bit of a brat.

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”(Shakespeare’s Henry VI, part 2, Act 4

My folks are both gone….but I should be able to sue somebody for something!!

for the birds!

If only my parents were alive and ultra multibillionaires…

Another one that must be influenced by WBZ in Boston.

“Anyone having breathed air or consumed water in the last twenty years”, call the Bottom Dwellers hotline. Our trained legal staff will create something that we can say was caused by you being on Earth. We’re desperate….call now.

Sounds silly, but, it HAS been done.