Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 02, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago

    Just dial this number that’s on your screen…..

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    Ink blot Premium Member 12 months ago

    Look up “wrongful birth lawsuits.”

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    Superfrog  12 months ago

    Where are all the people who asked to be born?

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    eced52  12 months ago

    Be a little bit hard since both my parents are deceased.

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    Ubintold  12 months ago

    A commercial by Dewey,Cheatem and Howe.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago

    These lawyers would make a fortune in India and China.

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    nancyb creator 12 months ago

    One kid did sue his parents, once. You can’t parody some of reality.

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    Just-me  12 months ago

    A guy Raphael Samuel from India, did actually file a lawsuit against his parents because he was not consulted prior to his conception and birth. One could only hope that the court system in India would toss out such garbage.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    I have nobody to sue.

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    Spacetech  12 months ago

    Supreme Court Approval for Court Approved Post Birth Abortion on Demand…

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    Bruce388  12 months ago

    I knew a kid who told his parents they OWED him because he didn’t ask to be born. He was always a brat, the youngest of four.

    Flunked out of college, four years in the Air Force, married a girl he got pregnant, resumed his education, and now he’s a Ph.D. with many publications to his credit.

    He turned himself around. But a sister in law said he was still a bit of a brat.

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    MontanaPhil50  12 months ago

    “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”(Shakespeare’s Henry VI, part 2, Act 4

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    wildlandwaters  12 months ago

    My folks are both gone….but I should be able to sue somebody for something!!

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    TommyEfreeti  12 months ago

    for the birds!

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    T...  12 months ago

    If only my parents were alive and ultra multibillionaires…

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    Manitobaman  12 months ago

    Another one that must be influenced by WBZ in Boston.

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    hooglah  12 months ago

    “Anyone having breathed air or consumed water in the last twenty years”, call the Bottom Dwellers hotline. Our trained legal staff will create something that we can say was caused by you being on Earth. We’re desperate….call now.

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    bakana  12 months ago

    Sounds silly, but, it HAS been done.

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