Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 20, 2023

When I was a kid we left a carrot for the reindeer, too.

Shaken. Not stirred.

Love the martini shaker on the floor. Sure sign Santa has visited. Or my next-door neighbor.

Yes, he does, he needs the calories to visit every home in one night.

Milk and cookies are one thing, but friends don’t let friends fly drunk.

Santa never ate our milk and cookies, but the bottle of antacid was always empty.

Santa left a note last year. He said he was sick of milk and cookies and he would prefer a sandwich and a beer.

I’m guessing Blitzen is Santa’s drinking buddy.

Somebody should warn the reindeer not to drink and fly.

Broke his back for some milk and cookies. Sounds to me like he was tired of getting ripped.

just don´t give the martinis to Rudolph, he needs a red nose not a neon one!

love the look on the reindeers face!!! hilarious!!!

That’s why I don’t leave out cookies and milk… I leave a bowl of Glucophage.

That’s an idea, let Santa have a 3 martini lunch at your house/

No ….. some houses have something a lot better ……. maybe “NOT” better health wise ……. but better for (with) “SPIRITS” …… :)

He has time for that?

He needs all the calories he can get in order to go at the speed he needs to go in order to get it all done in one night.

There are other snacks laid out for him. And sometimes for the reindeer.

TMI!

That is one tiny reindeer (one of eight).