Monty by Jim Meddick for December 18, 2023

Rich kid problems………

There haven’t been any NEW toys for some time. I checked Walmart and you have an aisle of Hot Wheels stuff, an aisle of Barbie stuff, an aisle of NERF guns and copycats, an aisle of cheap RC cars and tiny cheap drones, a row of re-hashed games including several version of Monopoly and so on. Most of this stuff existed decades ago. The drones are 10 years old now. Nobody is inventing new toys anymore. Small wonder they mostly play video games these days.

He actually has far from everything. He needs to get some low-end non-durable toys. He needs to look for something cheap.

I’m Santa this time of year. I actually had two kids ask for Hula Hoops and one asked for marbles - made me feel nostalgic

Awwww, poor little rich kid.

Once you have everything, it’s time for self-improvement. He probably can afford some first-rate plastic surgery.

I’ve never seen Jarvis look so panicked, I should have known Sedgwick has a bell.

Watch Saturday morning kid shows for the ads. Has Ron must have something new!

Retro toys! I always wanted a Cabbage Patch doll.

Bring the brat some fruitcake.

When I was a little panda, we didn’t have much $$.

My toys were Ricky the rock and Sammy the stick.

Sedgie is a lefty. No, not politically.

Santa could bring him a boot in his spoiled little butt! Or better yet, a visit from Krampus would be very appropriate for the little rotter.

give them to mom’s dogs, they’ll fix that real quick. ;)

Perhaps Jarvis could go to WallyMart and purchase some cheap, breakable toys – young Master seems to have none of those. Or young Master’s father might buy him Disney World, if he hasn’t already.

I’d love to see his toy chest…

Sounds like new underwear is the only choice Santa will have.

Dear Santa, I have all the toys so I just want some old stocks, AT&T, Apple, IBM and Microsoft.

Perhaps you could DONATE some of that excess.

Sedgewick needs to adopt someone for Christmas. ME!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It’s obviously time to educate the kid about offshore bank accounts.

And, why can’t his dad give him one of his legislators?

my toy would be Leopard 2.

do they make kid sized mini Rolls’?

Here’s a crazy thought. Give some of your stuff to those less fortunate. Yeah, I know, not gonna happen. A girl can dream though.

sometimes when I can’t think of something to get someone I make a custom, such as a character they like in a line it wouldn’t normally be in or one of their OCs.

I always heard that the thing you get for someone who has everything is a box to keep it in.

I’m not sure that our cats already have everything, but they sure do appreciate the boxes anyway.

Here’s a thought, panicky Sedgwick: how about some Christmas giving instead of receiving? Get into the spirit of the season by providing generously for the less fortunate….