Geez………. what’s the white goop pouring out of her eyes? And if he ghosted her, breaking up with him is redundant…. and unnecessary. HB should stay away from using slang he doesn’t understand.
P4 – Clueless Gil: “So you’re saying he’s hanging out with Boo Radley? I don’t get it.” And speaking of not getting it, if you don’t get today’s Mopped Up Thorp, maybe you should be reading something simpler like Family Circus.
In honor of the big holiday, Happy Festivus to all! And now it’s time for the airing of grievances. Oh, wait, that’s nonstop here already. Okay, on to the Feats of Strength. My money is on Gilbot-9000 crushing the competition. And I mean literally crushing the competition.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Meanwhile, back at the Justice League…….
As Pedro is manscaping for his next date, Boon Schoenstein asks who he’s going out with. Pedro informs Boon she has a pair of Major League yabos. Annddd it’s not Marlene Desford.
terry 7 months ago
Why is Gil laughing?
Klubble 7 months ago
Maybe he’ll be one of three spirits visiting her on Christmas Eve.
Klubble 7 months ago
Gil gets his baseball bat…“Over?? OVER!! it’s not over until WE say it is!”
jimmjonzz Premium Member 7 months ago
Love Gil’s half-face in panel 3.
dinerman 7 months ago
Gil’s fireplace puts the annual Milford bonfire to shame. He’s got a whole forest burning in there
KazDojo 7 months ago
Peanut’s roasting by an open fire.
OldDoug Premium Member 7 months ago
… for his own well-being, no doubt.
jayesquire 7 months ago
If it ain’t the ridiculous script-writing it’s the crappy illustrations. Like Roseanne Roseannadana said " It’s always sumthin’ ".
Bluedarter 7 months ago
P3: Gil:“He changed his name to Casper?”
MailbuEd 7 months ago
Geez………. what’s the white goop pouring out of her eyes? And if he ghosted her, breaking up with him is redundant…. and unnecessary. HB should stay away from using slang he doesn’t understand.
Chaze Premium Member 7 months ago
Hmmmm…if he was ghosting you I think the break-up train had already left the station, Keri.
Mopman 7 months ago
P4 – Clueless Gil: “So you’re saying he’s hanging out with Boo Radley? I don’t get it.” And speaking of not getting it, if you don’t get today’s Mopped Up Thorp, maybe you should be reading something simpler like Family Circus.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/23/gilbot-9000-really-needs-to-be-toned-down/
Mopman 7 months ago
In honor of the big holiday, Happy Festivus to all! And now it’s time for the airing of grievances. Oh, wait, that’s nonstop here already. Okay, on to the Feats of Strength. My money is on Gilbot-9000 crushing the competition. And I mean literally crushing the competition.
rpaul33 7 months ago
That ain’t the only thing he did to you, Peanut.
James St. John Smythe 7 months ago
Pfff- This happened to Gil and he’s doing fine… Although he seems a little more robotic these days.
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
the elf on the shelf told santa what jami has been doing in milford after dark so hes getting two oven mitts for christmas
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
cry bay bay cry BOOOOOOOOO
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
now keri can date hockey sensation quentin doolittle
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
you dont smell pretty keri so you got ghosted whatever that means
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
P4 “It’s probably better than if he “melvined” you, Keri.”
hifirick1953 7 months ago
Cry me a river
Irish53 7 months ago
Another big soles day for Whigs!
Irish53 7 months ago
I wish Keri would ghost this strip
bearwku82 7 months ago
Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Meanwhile, back at the Justice League…….
As Pedro is manscaping for his next date, Boon Schoenstein asks who he’s going out with. Pedro informs Boon she has a pair of Major League yabos. Annddd it’s not Marlene Desford.
Jaybird 7 months ago
Headed out on vacation…merry Christmas and HRAAAKy new year to all of Snark Nation!
tcayer 7 months ago
“No he didn’t, sweetheart. I broke his thumbs, He can’t text.”
metals24 7 months ago
P4- (Gil): “I know, but I thought we took care of that at the hospital.”
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
P4 (alternate): “Your IUD ghosted you, maybe you should break up with it, Keri.”
hifirick1953 7 months ago
If you break up with someone who ghosted you by text in the forest does it mean he reads it??
hablano 7 months ago
Fun fact! “Pedro” spelled backwards is “Ordep”!
Irish53 7 months ago
P 2.5 (Gil): “…. But that kid is a doosh loser, so just let him know that you’re happy that you aborted his kid…”
Twainrdr 7 months ago
Why, I ought ta! Wait, don’t cry…he just watched the chick flick “Ghost”. Merry Christmas, Peanut. …and to all the bloggers out there!
CBREN 7 months ago
That fireplace could handle a whole tree! Like the ones used to heat a medieval castle.
metals24 7 months ago
Monday’s greeting may be from Scottsdale!
Gil-doh! 7 months ago
P3 Gilbot-9000 thought bubble. “Must. Snap. Your. Neck. Like. A. Peanut. Shell. Put. You. Out. Of. Your. Misery. Trust. Me. It. Will. Be. Painless. Peanut.”
rpaul33 7 months ago
Then. Stuff. Into. Freezer. With. Meemaw.
Irish53 7 months ago
Gil: “… so let’s call him ‘Casper’…hahahaaaaa…..”
Mopman 7 months ago
Episode 47 of Milford After Dark is now online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/24/milford-after-dark-episode-47-up-the-chimney/
Grunt 7 months ago
How many of the faces seen in the December 08 HAHUKKAH strip will be in the CHRISTMAS strip? I’m guessing all except Kaz.