Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 08, 2024

Any “additional” information will not be forthcoming.

Start juggling those books.

They’re counting on him.

There’s no accounting for their hiring practices

Will he end up being a no account?

They’ve got his number.

Well congratulations. You s get job. When is party?

It just doesn’t add up…

Spread those sheets!

Figures never lie, but liars always figure…….

I like that he’s on his phone barely paying attention…

He has connections in the administration

Tee hee.

You’re a credit to the field and you’ll accrue interest in your journal.

He’s bean counting on this job.

This just doesn’t add up…

She forgot to say, “To sum up…” first!

I would love to hear those words, alas no work for us old folk, degree, experience, dying at your desk in their office…

They’re counting on you to do what counts. So, go make it count!

… and you know… count!

He still can’t figure out where his office is and was amazed when they presented him with boxes of numerical work files on his first day!

Ha! To the point!

The applicant just figured out what they wanted to hear to stay ahead!

That’s what he’s thinking.

Go forth and multiply.

go forth and multiply (or subtract or divide or…)

The only job where the handling of figures and the admiration of their “attributes” won’t get you a slap in the face and a harassment suit.

Those numbers aren’t gonna crunch themselves.

figures…

“Math” is a figure of speech. (Love your gag, Mike!)

His first assignment is to audit the membership rolls of the Rowan Atkinson fan club – He’s a Bean counter.

:D